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The way it is


Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place,
in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on
It doesn't matter to me. I just love it.

His eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
"No kidding... I'm in Government too.
Are you federal or state?"

(REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT- NO Difference)

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vsopvs
Jun. 24th, 2016 12:55 pm (UTC)
смешно :)

откуда это?
otkaznik
Jun. 24th, 2016 01:31 pm (UTC)
Приятель прислал.
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