beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to
death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten bastard!"
The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom: "Sir,
I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no
more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that
Paddy stands up and says: "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen
years I've lived next door to that asshole, and every time I asked to
borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."