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The judge says to a double murder defendant, "You're charged  with
beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to
death with a hammer."

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten bastard!"

The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom:  "Sir,
I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no
more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt.  Is that
understood?"

Paddy stands up and says:   "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen
years I've lived next door to that asshole, and every time I asked to
borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

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