otkaznik (otkaznik) wrote,


                         An Arabic family was considering putting
                          their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.

                          All the Arabic facilities were completely
                          full so they had to put him  in an
                          Australian home.

                          After a few weeks in the Australian
                          facility, they came to  visit Grandpa. ''How
                          do you like it here?'' asks the grandson.

                          ''It's  wonderful! Everyone here is so
                          courteous and respectful'', says grandpa.
                          ''We're so happy for you. We were worried
                            that this was the wrong place for you. You
                          know, since you are a little  different from

                          ''Oh, no! Let me tell you about  how
                          wonderfully they treat the residents'',
                          Abdullah says with a big smile. 
                          ''There's a musician here-- he's 85 years
                          old. He hasn't played the violin  in 20
                          years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!

                          There is a judge in  here -- he's 95 years
                          old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years
                          and  everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!

                          There's a dentist here -- 90 years old.. He
                          hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years and
                          everyone still calls him  Doctor?! 
                          And me --

                                                      "I haven't had sex for 35 years and they
                          still call me 'The Fucking Arab".                                                             
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